Sunday, June 10, 2012

Sali par Jija ki galat nazrein aur side effects

Santa: Sali sali karta hu, sali pe mai marta hu, Ek bat bata du main lekin, Apni wali se darta hu.
Banta: Abe sali k bachche tu , saale lafange luchche tu.. kisi aur ki amanat ko dekhega.. to teri wali ko koi aur dekhega.. Ab ya to sali sali ga.. ya fir gharwali gharwali ga..

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5 comments:

  1. if it is funny then this one
    Santa: I am so miser (kanjoos) that I went alone
    for my honeymoon and saved half the money.
    Bania: That is nothing, I saved full money.
    I sent my wife for honeymoon with a friend.

    Santa and Baniaya jokes

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  2. Interesting Jokes Shared.by You. Thanks A Lot For Sharing.
    प्यार की बात

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  3. Interviewer- What Is D Diffrnce Btwn Land Line & Mobile?
    Killer Answer By Santa:- Land Line Ka Number Hum Ungli
    Se Dial Karte Hai Aur Mobile Ka Anguthe Se. :)

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